Monday, May 2, 2011

Election Day Poem

From Scaramouche

I'm hoping Canadians will be inspired by the news of bin Laden's death to turn out in record numbers to vote against Taliban Jack. Here's my anthemic plea:

Oh, Canada,
Please don't vote NDP.
If they get in--
Quel vrai catastrophe!
They're determined and awf'ly "virtuous".
They want to "save" our land.
But hand them the reigns and we'll have to do
What Socialists command.
God help us all.
Last thing we need.
Oh, Canada,
Don't put Jack in the lead.
Oh, Canada if Layton leads we'll bleed.

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